Time for a Seachange...

Greetings

I hope you are all behaving nicely, or at least trying to behave nicely!

I'm sitting on my back deck enjoying the beautiful Indian summer day, thinking how nice it would be to move to a country property. I have an image of horses and stables, and private barns...and woodsheds...and riverbanks with large fallen trees that make impromptu whipping benches for naughty adult boys and girls to be bent over...

Ah yes, I miss my days on the farm. Nothing can compare with being inside a barn on a stormy day, my charge bent over a haybale, waiting for the next stroke, his naked bum striped....

Yes, I think my time in the city is drawing to a close and its time to look for a country property again. Nothing too far away from the city, I've been having a little look around lately and have seen some very suitable places not far from here actually...

Speaking of thrashings, I have just received the most unbelievably rude email from someone who quite obviously could do with a dose of bare bottom thrashing. It always astounds me when people can be so over the top rude and allow themselves to lose control of their emotions over the smallest things! This poor soul was unable to log in to the member's area after signing up. Now who would believe in this day and age that something could go wrong with technology?? I know, its hard to believe, but there you go...guess it happens sometimes....

So for anyone else who has trouble logging in after signing up to my member's area, please just send me an email letting me know, as soon as I find your email (please allow for different timezones) letting me know, I will get on to it straight away. Or you can contact Verotel directly and they will fix it pretty quickly. There is no need for rudeness or threats, as anyone knows who has experienced a login problem, its been sorted out ASAP.

Anyway, I'm off to set another evil Detention.

Tomorrow I am spending the day training a couple, which is always fun, actually, I have to say that it is as much fun as conducting sessions.

Ciao!

Guild of Governesses

The Guild of Governesses has just been launched.

The Guild is a collective of respected lady disciplinarians to further the cause of domestic discipline, regression and sissification by traditional methods of corporal punishment and other punitive practices. Founder members include Lady Governa in the UK, Mrs Birch in Australia and Ms Marwood in the USA. We hope to have a founder lady member from each continent! The Guild has just been launched with a following via Twitter and the ladies own Twitter sites. We each post daily twitters of personal news, discipline news, instructions, links to images and film, literary references and links to stories.

Enthusiasts should open a Twitter account and follow each lady and join in the lively community.

The Twitter links are: http://twitter.com/GuildGoverness and http://twitter.com/LadyGoverna and http://twitter.com/Mrs_Birch and http://twitter.com/MsMarwoodOTK

It's been a while...

And yes, I know, it's been months since I updated my journal....

Anyway, I'm here, still spanking and caning, and in fact I've been been busier than ever!

Judging by the weather it looks like it won't be long before it's time for fireside spankings and toasty botties...

I should probably mention that I'm now only taking appointments on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays so please keep that in mind if you are considering a session. Appointments outside of those days may be possible but I can't guarantee my availability.

TRAINING
I'm often asked if I train others in the art of discipline and the answer is yes, I do. I'm happy to pass on my skills to sensible adults and do so on a face to face basis. I do not teach via online. I teach over a period of time so that you get to fully appreciate the intricacies of what you are learning, just like I did. You will be taught good foundation skills and techniques at a pace you feel comfortable with, and when you have mastered a technique you will be given more to practise and master. Far better to build from a good foundation, that way your skills will have real substance.

Domestic Discipline training would have to be one of my personal favourites! I just adore teaching Ladies how to spank their husbands and dress them up as sissy maids! In fact, what better way is there to wile away an afternoon than one spent spanking a sissy husband and turning his buttocks crimson? Then after his spanking, it's time for him to learn how to clean the house to my exacting standards...

Ladies, I offer my exclusive Domestic Disciplinary Tutoring to you so that you too can join in the fun and learn how to keep that naughty husband under loving control. This is not all about learning how to place him under the thumb... rather, a much different and possibly more satisfying approach to curbing the temperament of the unruly male. If you've ever dreamed of having the perfect husband who attends to your every need, caters for your most intimate desires, cooks beautiful meals for you, cleans the house, brings you flowers and his pay check while treating you as his Goddess, then there is hope! Read on...

Now just look at that bottom to the left.

What better way is there to handle that 'little chat' you promised him? No fuss, no bother, no argument! Just 6 quick strokes of your cane...

Domestic Discipline equals Domestic Bliss!
Discover how easy it can be to develop a more loving placid partner who is devoted to you, by employing simple, time-honoured techniques.

Chastity and Orgasm Control/Denial, Petticoat Discipline, Spanking, Corporal Punishment, Romper Room, Discipline, Maid for a Day, setting chores and household rules, and many other countless and wonderful methods of control are available for you to learn and implement. Contact me if you would like to find out more or would like to enquire about an appointment. From the very first meeting you'll see why I love what I do!

Couples Training
Ladies if you prefer to come along with your husband and learn as a couple then I will be able to show you many Disciplinary techniques first hand by practising on your husband's upturned buttocks! These training sessions can be marvelous fun and I encourage you to bring along any existing implements, ideas, questions, and outfits for him or for you, as you wish. Learn how to tame his naughty ways and pacify even the most unruly behaviour easily and painlessly, er, painfully! You may find that one training session is all that is needed for you to be on your way. Others may prefer several sessions spaced out over several weeks to help bring about the 'new order of things in your household'. Perhaps an intensive weekly program might suit you best. Some Ladies prefer a combination of personal training appointments for themselves, coupled with alternate visits with their husbands, then periodically send their husbands along to me for a little 'behaviour modification', just to help things along a little. Whatever you decide, it's whatever works best for you.

If you are interested in training with me, please feel free to email me at mrsbirch@mrsbirch.net and let me know what area you are looking for training in and we can tailor a plan that best suits your needs.

Ciao!

Call me old fashioned...

but I really appreciate being given flowers, particularly by someone who is about to receive discipline from me. It's such a simple thing but it has to be one of the most respectful gestures I can think of, and one that I shall never tire of.

To think that someone has gone out of their way to purchase a bouquet of flowers to present to me when they arrive for their thrashing is so thoughtful, and I appreciate it greatly.

Now that's not to say that the gesture will cause me to feel inclined to lessen the severity of the thrashing at all, nay, not by a long shot as anyone who has ever arrived bouquet in hand has found out. It simply means that I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Speaking of thrashings, I've had a fun week, beginning with a lengthy over the knee spanking for my boy Patrick, who bravely endured a prolonged punishment from the Brat Smacker. Naturally the spanking was punctuated with several periods of cornertime just to let the effects of the spanking sink in, then back over my knee to light the fire in his bum again. That Brat Smacker is truly evil, tee hee...

I must admit, I was a little over zealous when it came to concentrating my efforts on the crease where buttocks meet top of thigh, so poor Patrick has felt the effects all week...oh well

c'est la vie...

Phone Session Availability

Greetings,

Over the next few weeks I will be available for phone sessions or just to chat on the following number at certain times each week. The times I will generally be online will on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday between 7pm and 9pm US Eastern time - which will be between 4pm and 6pm US West Coast time. The number to call within the US toll free is:

*Toll-Free Number: 1-877-44-SUGAR ext. 18356 or
1-877-447-8427 ext. 18356

If I'm online and you wish to chat, click on this button below or call one of the numbers above, if I'm unavailable leave me a message and we'll set up a suitable time to chat.

Please note, the times may vary and sometimes I may not be able to come online if I'm in session so these are general times only for the time being.

Ciao!

PS I'm online right now and I'll be online until around 1am US Eastern time

Thrashing, packing and moving...

Greetings everyone

I am writing my first journal entry in my new home. Now just in case anyone is wondering why I have not added a journal entry over the past 3 weeks, it's because I have been super busy with appointments as well as packing in preparation to move house. NOT to mention the usual BS associated with getting internet connected at my new premises DESPITE the assurance from my internet provider that with 10 days notice they'd have me connected up on the day I nominated...ie: THE DAY I moved into my new house!

Did I expect it could be that easy? YES!

AHEM....Its been 14 days now SINCE I've officially taken up residence in my new home (already???) and 28 days since I first notified my internet provider of my desire to relocate my service!

HOWEVER....

As expected in this wonderful first world country of ours, that is an impossible ask. Honestly, WHY is it that it's SO bloody difficult for these people to do as they promise? Everytime I have moved since the advent of the internet I have suffered the same bullshit with every internet provider I have been with...

Not only have I not been graced with the continuation of my 4 year service with this company but also, regrettably, I believe that many emails are not getting through to my email account either. I have had quite a few people email me via my mrsjenniferbirch@yahoo.com address or phoning me to ask about whatever it is that I have not responded to in the email they have sent and not had any response to.

Do I feel like taking a buggy whip to the buttocks of whoever it is in charge of deciding whether or not they will deign to connect me up?

YOU BET!!

SO! If you have been trying to reach me via my mrsbirch@mrsbirch.net email and had your email bounce back or unanswered in timely fashion, I do apologise for my apparent tardiness, it's not me...but please use my mrsjenniferbirch@yahoo.com address for the time being, or call me.

Now in case you are wondering, yes I am available for appointments and phone sessions, as well as taking applicants for chastity programs and home detentions.

In fact just to finish on a pleasant note, my first session in my new residence was a wonderful fireside caning while the rain tumbled down outside. Very cosy and intimate...

Ciao!!

Double Trouble!

Greetings

just enjoying a coffee on the back deck basking in this stunning spring morning before I start preparing for the afternoon's sessions...thinking about a fun morning planned for tomorrow...

Ah yes tomorrow's session...Miss Tara and I will be joining forces to put a naughty boy through his paces over the course of a 2 hour period first thing in the morning. We have some very interesting strategies planned - lots of humiliating positions, plenty of drill maneuvers and a good variety of implements that'll be used upon his delicate bottie in a succession of punishment sets throughout the morning.

Actually, I should say that the naughty boy has been anticipating this moment for quite a while as he really wants to show Miss Tara just how well he can take his discipline AND as the good Lord knows, he's had plenty of practise in the lead up to this session tomorrow!!

The first thing he'll be required to do is to present himself in his bottle green girl's gym knickers, bent over Patrice bottom facing the door which Miss Tara and I will be entering from...crook handled Senior Cane stuck down the crack of his bum ready for his first inspection by Miss Tara, followed by his first military style drill set...

That's for openers...

And no, I'm not going to give away anymore for now, you'll just have to wait and see... ;-)

But I can say this, God help him if he attracts any penalties for even the SLIGHTEST of infractions...

tee hee...

Must fly!

Ciao!